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Murder at the Patel Motel
- By: Maulik Pancholy, Zackary Grady, Achilles Stamatelaky
- Narrated by: Maulik Pancholy, Murray Bartlett, Poorna Jagannathan, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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When Milan Patel visits his parents at their family-run motel in Montana, he's expecting the usual drama. But shortly after he arrives, his father mysteriously dies in the motel pool. Now everyone's a suspect. What was meant to be a quick trip becomes Milan's worst nightmare, as he races to solve his father's murder while confronting the past he tried to leave behind.
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So Much Fun
- By Amazon Customer on 06-07-25
By: Maulik Pancholy, and others
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Fever Beach
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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“The afternoon of September first, dishwater-gray and rainy, a man named Dale Figgo picked up a hitchhiker on Gus Grissom Boulevard in Tangelo Falls, Florida. The hitchhiker, who reminded Figgo of Danny DeVito, asked for a lift to the interstate. Figgo said he’d take him there after finishing an errand.” Thus begins Fever Beach, with an errand that leads—in pure Hiaasen-style—into the depths of Florida at its most Floridian: a sun-soaked bastion of right-wing extremism, white power, greed, and corruption.
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A disappointment
- By Jim Mcculloch on 05-14-25
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Till Summer Do Us Part
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Scottie Price just started a new job and it's a real sausage fest. She's the only woman on a team filled with Brads and Chads. Expecting a bachelor pad atmosphere, she is quickly corrected when she finds out everyone is happily married. In an effort to impress her boss, Scottie mentions her nonexistent husband in a company meeting. But eagle-eyed Chad points out her lack of wedding ring.
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Great Summer Read
- By M3tal Misstr3ss on 06-11-25
By: Meghan Quinn
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Vienna, 1911. Gustav Klimt, the most famous painter in the Austrian Empire, the darling of Viennese society, spots a woman’s nude body in the Danube canal. He knows he should summon a policeman, but he can’t resist stopping to make a sketch first. And as he draws, the woman coughs. She’s alive! Back at his studio, Klimt and his model-turned-muse Wally tend to the erstwhile-drowned girl. She’s nearly feral and doesn’t remember who she is, or how she came to be floating in the canal. Klimt names her Judith, after one of his most famous paintings, and resolves to help her find her memory.
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A time long gone
- By S. Rifkin on 06-11-25
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Class Clown
- The Memoirs of a Professional Wiseass: How I Went 77 Years Without Growing Up
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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How does the son of a Presbyterian minister wind up winning a Pulitzer Prize for writing a wildly inaccurate newspaper column read by millions of people? In Class Clown, Dave Barry takes us on a hilarious ride, starting with a childhood largely spent throwing rocks for entertainment—there was no internet—and preparing for nuclear war by hiding under a classroom desk. After literally getting elected class clown in high school, he went to college, where, as an English major, he read snippets of great literature when he was not busy playing in a rock band (it was the sixties).
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More than good enough, though less than the very best memoirs
- By Tom Craven on 05-19-25
By: Dave Barry
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Future Tense
- By: Richard Ayoade, Warwick Davis
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade, Warwick Davis
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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Technology promises to save humanity. How's that working out? In this comedy-science podcast, comedy legends Richard Ayoade (determinedly pessimistic) and Warwick Davis (inexplicably cheerful) venture beneath Audible HQ to the Future Tense lab, fully equipped to interrogate the future we're all being told to look forward to.
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Entertaining and hilarious
- By Karen Strickland on 06-10-25
By: Richard Ayoade, and others
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Murder at the Patel Motel
- By: Maulik Pancholy, Zackary Grady, Achilles Stamatelaky
- Narrated by: Maulik Pancholy, Murray Bartlett, Poorna Jagannathan, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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When Milan Patel visits his parents at their family-run motel in Montana, he's expecting the usual drama. But shortly after he arrives, his father mysteriously dies in the motel pool. Now everyone's a suspect. What was meant to be a quick trip becomes Milan's worst nightmare, as he races to solve his father's murder while confronting the past he tried to leave behind.
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So Much Fun
- By Amazon Customer on 06-07-25
By: Maulik Pancholy, and others
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Fever Beach
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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“The afternoon of September first, dishwater-gray and rainy, a man named Dale Figgo picked up a hitchhiker on Gus Grissom Boulevard in Tangelo Falls, Florida. The hitchhiker, who reminded Figgo of Danny DeVito, asked for a lift to the interstate. Figgo said he’d take him there after finishing an errand.” Thus begins Fever Beach, with an errand that leads—in pure Hiaasen-style—into the depths of Florida at its most Floridian: a sun-soaked bastion of right-wing extremism, white power, greed, and corruption.
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A disappointment
- By Jim Mcculloch on 05-14-25
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Till Summer Do Us Part
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
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Scottie Price just started a new job and it's a real sausage fest. She's the only woman on a team filled with Brads and Chads. Expecting a bachelor pad atmosphere, she is quickly corrected when she finds out everyone is happily married. In an effort to impress her boss, Scottie mentions her nonexistent husband in a company meeting. But eagle-eyed Chad points out her lack of wedding ring.
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Great Summer Read
- By M3tal Misstr3ss on 06-11-25
By: Meghan Quinn
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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Vienna, 1911. Gustav Klimt, the most famous painter in the Austrian Empire, the darling of Viennese society, spots a woman’s nude body in the Danube canal. He knows he should summon a policeman, but he can’t resist stopping to make a sketch first. And as he draws, the woman coughs. She’s alive! Back at his studio, Klimt and his model-turned-muse Wally tend to the erstwhile-drowned girl. She’s nearly feral and doesn’t remember who she is, or how she came to be floating in the canal. Klimt names her Judith, after one of his most famous paintings, and resolves to help her find her memory.
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A time long gone
- By S. Rifkin on 06-11-25
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Class Clown
- The Memoirs of a Professional Wiseass: How I Went 77 Years Without Growing Up
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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How does the son of a Presbyterian minister wind up winning a Pulitzer Prize for writing a wildly inaccurate newspaper column read by millions of people? In Class Clown, Dave Barry takes us on a hilarious ride, starting with a childhood largely spent throwing rocks for entertainment—there was no internet—and preparing for nuclear war by hiding under a classroom desk. After literally getting elected class clown in high school, he went to college, where, as an English major, he read snippets of great literature when he was not busy playing in a rock band (it was the sixties).
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More than good enough, though less than the very best memoirs
- By Tom Craven on 05-19-25
By: Dave Barry
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Future Tense
- By: Richard Ayoade, Warwick Davis
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade, Warwick Davis
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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Technology promises to save humanity. How's that working out? In this comedy-science podcast, comedy legends Richard Ayoade (determinedly pessimistic) and Warwick Davis (inexplicably cheerful) venture beneath Audible HQ to the Future Tense lab, fully equipped to interrogate the future we're all being told to look forward to.
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Entertaining and hilarious
- By Karen Strickland on 06-10-25
By: Richard Ayoade, and others
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Family & Other Calamities
- A Novel
- By: Leslie Gray Streeter
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Entertainment journalist Dawn Roberts has a lot to work through: a widow’s grief, betrayals of family and friends, and scandals that almost tanked her reputation. Not that Dawn dwells on the past. Well, hardly. When she returns to Baltimore with her husband’s ashes, she can’t avoid it. In fact, she’s diving into decades of backstabbing and treachery for her first trip home in years. She’s looking at you, Joe Perkins. Her former mentor, whose explosive exposé about big-city corruption is being turned into a slanderous movie, is also back in town.
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This Is Not a Ghost Story
- A Novel
- By: Amerie
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon, January LaVoy, Robin Miles
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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John’s House provides all he needs. Surrounded by a vast, beautiful ocean under a void of sky, the House is John’s haven. He is alone, but never lonely; he is here now, but neither remembers nor longs for a before. In his House, John is safe and untroubled. But then a terrible shadow creature breaks in—and it wants him out. Pushed from the House, John falls into the light… And finds himself in modern-day Los Angeles, the first person to ever come back from the other side.
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5 stars!! Pleasantly surprised
- By Chase M N on 06-11-25
By: Amerie
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Dear Alyne
- My Years as a Married Virgin
- By: Alyne Tamir
- Narrated by: Alyne Tamir
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Alyne Tamir was raised to live her life for others: for her husband, her family, and the Mormon church. For twenty-five years, she put others ahead of herself, repressing things that didn’t fit the neat, traditional story that had been written for her. On the surface, her life seemed picture-perfect. But in reality, Alyne was miserable, struggling to reconcile the pain and humiliation of abuse, an eating disorder, infidelity, and depression with her flawless image. Until Alyne reached a breaking point: the day her husband asked for a divorce—over email.
By: Alyne Tamir
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Lloyd McNeil's Last Ride
- A Novel
- By: Will Leitch
- Narrated by: Chris Andrew Ciulla
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Lloyd McNeil has served as an officer with the Atlanta Police Department for 20 years while being a devoted father to his teenage son. But then he learns the worst possible news: He has learned he has an inoperable brain tumor, and he has only months left to live. Lloyd begins throwing himself into a series of increasingly dangerous situations, but things don’t go according to plan. Instead of dying, he becomes a civic hero. Meanwhile, a malevolent force from his past shadows Lloyd as he tries to get his affairs in order, teach his son the lessons he needs to be a good person.
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Another winner, thoughtful and engrossing story
- By Charles D. Bentley on 05-22-25
By: Will Leitch
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Food Person
- A Novel
- By: Adam Roberts
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Isabella Pasternack is a food person. She revels in the beauty of a perfectly cooked egg, she daydreams about her first meal at Chez Panisse, and every inch of her tiny apartment teems with cookbooks, from Prune to Cooking by Hand to Roast Chicken and Other Stories. What Isabella is not, unfortunately, is a gainfully employed person. In the wake of a disastrous live-streamed soufflé demonstration, Isabella is summarily fired from her job at a digital food magazine and must quickly find a way to keep herself in buckwheat and anchovy paste.
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Foodie Fun
- By JKB on 05-22-25
By: Adam Roberts
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Just Beachy
- By: Wendy Wax
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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After losing her long-time acting gig on the hit show Murder 101, Sydney Ryan decides she needs a break from Hollywood politics. She heads to Treasure Island, Florida where her grandmother has been visiting and now refuses to leave. Sydney’s plan to lie low for a bit quickly goes awry though, as she is swept up in her grandmother’s now flourishing social life—Grand not only bought a new house in Casas de Flores, she’s also helping her neighbor Myra open a bookstore in Pass-a-Grille.
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Fun
- By Amanda on 06-09-25
By: Wendy Wax
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Abigail and Alexa Save the Wedding
- A Novel
- By: Lian Dolan
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Penelope and Chase make a lovely couple. She’s a bubbly Southern California girl with killer work ethic. Chase is smart and charming and has political aspirations. They’re planning a spectacular California wedding, wrapped in peonies and thousands of little white lights, soaked in custom cocktails and romantic hashtags. Everyone’s excited about Penny and Chase’s wedding—except their mothers.
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Perfect Summer Read & Gift for MOB/MOG
- By Kay Woodbarry on 06-09-25
By: Lian Dolan
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Immaculate Conception
- A Novel
- By: Ling Ling Huang
- Narrated by: Carolyn Kang
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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Enka meets Mathilde in art school and is instantly drawn to her. Mathilde makes art that feels truly original, and Enka—trying hard to prove herself in this fiercely competitive world—pours everything into their friendship. But when Mathilde’s fame and success cause her to begin drifting away, Enka becomes desperate to keep her close.
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Art World Jennifer’s Body Toxic Friendship Sci Fi Thriller
- By Stephanie on 05-22-25
By: Ling Ling Huang
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Off the Record
- By: Portia MacIntosh
- Narrated by: Karen Cass
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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Being best friends with a mega-star has its perks, and music journalist Nicole Wilde takes full advantage of them. But it also has its responsibilities. When lead singer Dylan King disappears the night before a charity gig, it’s up to Nicole to track him down. Half a dozen groupies, a haunted hotel, a tattoo parlour, a reality show runner-up and a crazy bed-hopping, sleepless night later – will she find him before the tour bus leaves town? And when she does, is it time to head home? Or to jump on the tour bus and go along for the ride?
By: Portia MacIntosh
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That's How They Get You
- An Unruly Anthology of Black American Humor
- By: Damon Young
- Narrated by: Damon Young, André Santana, Cary Hite, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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A critic explores the paradox of finding community in “the dozens” while grieving. A violent town ritual causes an all-too-familiar moral panic. An email thread between friends on why we need an updated Green Book but for public toilets. All across the nation, “Karens” become illegal overnight. These are just a few of the hilarious worlds contained in Damon Young’s groundbreaking anthology featuring the best, funniest, and Blackest essays, short stories, letters, and rants.
By: Damon Young
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Make Me Famous
- A Novel
- By: Maud Ventura
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Ever since she was a child, Cléo, the French-American daughter of two academics, has had only one obsession: becoming a famous singer. Over the years, to everyone’s surprise but her own, she overcomes every obstacle and becomes a global superstar with millions of dollars, countless awards, and several Los Angeles villas to her name. But as any celebrity will tell you, getting to the top is one thing; staying there is another. Now thirty-three years old, Cléo is taking her first real vacation in years, on a remote island with no one else in sight.
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Fame Monster
- By alice on 06-10-25
By: Maud Ventura
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What Will People Think?
- A Novel
- By: Sara Hamdan
- Narrated by: Reem Edan
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
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Equal parts funny and tender, What Will People Think? is a heart-bursting exploration of what it means to discover and embrace the hidden parts of yourself, and how love in all forms can make you whole.
By: Sara Hamdan
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Lady Oracle
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Kate Besworth
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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Fat girl, thin girl. Red hair, brown hair. Polish aristocrat, radical husband. Joan Foster has dozens of different identities, and she's utterly confused by them all. After a life spent running away from difficult situations, she decides to escape to a hill town in Italy to take stock of her life. But first she must carefully arrange her own death.
By: Margaret Atwood
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The Edible Woman
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Shawn Webster
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Marian is determinedly ordinary, waiting to get married. She likes her work, her broody flatmate and her sober fiancé Peter. All goes well at first, but Marian has reckoned without an inner self that wants something more, that calmly sabotages her careful plans, her stable routine—and her digestion. Marriage à la mode, Marian discovers, is something she literally can't stomach . . .
By: Margaret Atwood
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Headed for Home
- By: Harloe Rae
- Narrated by: Devon Grace, Troy Kain
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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I'm willing to admit that I shouldn't read spicy scenes in public. But in my defense, the opportunity rarely rises elsewhere. As a single mom and farm owner, my time is stretched thinner than horse hair. Besides, I'd reached a pivotal peak in the story and couldn't put it down. That is, until someone bumps into me. My phone launches into the air like a base hit, but the device is caught before smashing into the ground. It comes as no surprise, considering the guy is a professional baseball star.
By: Harloe Rae
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I Love You, Byeee
- Rambles on DIY TV, Rockstars, Kids and Mums
- By: Adam Buxton
- Narrated by: Adam Buxton
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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‘Hey, how you doing readers? Adam Buxton here… Let's begin with a recap. No, don't skip it! It's great stuff in the form of a montage of scenes from a film that would certainly revive the flagging fortunes of the cinema were it to be made: The Adam Buxton Story…’ So begins Love You, Bye – Adam Buxton’s wonderful follow up to the bestselling Ramble Book.
By: Adam Buxton
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What Time Is Noon?
- Hilarious Texts, Ridiculous Feedback, and Not-So-Subtle Advice from Teenagers
- By: Chip Leighton
- Narrated by: Chip Leighton
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
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When Chip Leighton started sharing the funny, weird, crazy things his kids said and texted, he quickly learned he was not alone. Since launching, his channel has become the go-to support group for adults with teenagers in their lives. Parents worldwide use Leighton's posts to laugh, commiserate, and share their own kids' classics, like "Do I have Medicare?" and "Where do I buy pasta water?" or "Don't wear mom jeans to my school again." In this debut collection, Leighton showcases hundreds of these gems, plus plenty of tongue-in-cheek advice.
By: Chip Leighton
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The Sharter
- A Comedic Journey Out of Hip-Hop Hypnosis
- By: Alfonso F.R.
- Narrated by: Alfonso F.R.
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Humor is healthy. Author & narrator Alfonso F.R. provides a vital tool for snapping millions out of hip-hop hypnosis, this audiobook. You’ve heard a disgusting hip-hop song today, haven’t you? The most pervasive poison in society is difficult to avoid. This “music" isn’t to empower, educate, or motivate you. It’s to hypnotize you into becoming a hedonistic derelict. Do you think it’s natural to listen to percussion instruments with a guy talking about drugs, violence, and depravity? The tribalistic war drums tap into your instincts to condition you into a life of idiocy. It isn’t music.
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The non stop jabs at the subculture
- By Anonymous User on 05-27-25
By: Alfonso F.R.
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The Fate of Others
- Stories
- By: Richard Bausch
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter, Fred Sanders, Lee Osorio
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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In these twelve new stories, Richard Bausch explores the passions of men and women facing unexpected circumstances and the complications of modern life and love. In the novella “Donnaiolo,” for instance, the parents of a young divorcée who has returned from Italy and a failed marriage must deal with the completely different, and unappealing, person she has become. In “Isolation,” a happily married woman who has conceived an unexpected passion for another man learns, in lockdown during the pandemic, that this man—into whose life Bausch also gives us a window—has become ill with Covid.
By: Richard Bausch
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Tortugas Rising
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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In the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, on a chain of manmade islands, Steve Bennett finds himself thrust into a world he doesn't understand. An unexpected inheritance places him among the world's wealthiest people. His best friend, Paul, is more than happy to stand by him, as Steve works through his newfound affluence, right until the pair stumbles upon a secret that could change the world forever.
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Saint Jack
- A Novel
- By: Paul Theroux
- Narrated by: Joe Knezevich
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Jack Flowers knew he needed to shake things up when he jumped into the Straits of Malacca and hitched a ride to Singapore. Deftly identifying the fastest route to fame along the seedy port, Jack starts hiring girls out to lonely tourists, sailors, bachelors—anyone with some loose change and a wandering eye—soon making enough money to open two pleasure palaces. But just as Jack is finally coming into his own, a shocking tumble toward the brink of death leaves him shaken, desperate to pull himself up to greatness.
By: Paul Theroux
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American Narcissus
- By: Chandler Morrison
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lucas
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Stoned and porn-addicted surfer Baxter Kent is terrified of women and anxious to make things work with a sex robot. Acid junkie Arden Coover has a useless philosophy degree and a doomed relationship he believes might save him. His younger sister Tess is considering, or resisting, a convenient but loveless marriage to a wealthy, narcissistic novelist. Ryland Richter, an alcoholic insurance executive with too much money and too few scruples, is seeking toxic solace in the arms of a dangerously unhinged subordinate.
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Queen Lucia
- Mapp and Lucia, Book 1
- By: E. F. Benson
- Narrated by: Lucy Scott
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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The queen bee of the fictional village of Riseholme, Mrs. Emmeline ‘Lucia’ Lucas is a snobbish yet oddly charming woman who prides herself on being the cultural and intellectual leader of her community. She dabbles in art, plants Shakespeare-themed flower arrangements in her garden and uses fake Italian phrases to maintain her social standing. Trouble brews when some new arrivals to town – including the glamorous opera singer Olga Bracely and the eccentric spiritualist Daisy Quantock – begin to challenge Lucia’s hold over Riseholme.
By: E. F. Benson
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The Turn
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Ransom
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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After a divorce and the death of his father, Casey Sweet is in a bad way. He’s drinking most of a bottle of whisky every night, and his panic attacks at work have landed him on an involuntary mental health sabbatical for the summer. Cleaning out his dad’s possessions, he stumbles upon a bag of rare vintage golf clubs—a set the old man protected like gold. Soon, Casey is golfing every day, drinking less and—with the help of his bossy therapist—keeping his anxieties at bay.